"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross
what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks
*me pointing to a ship* close platonic relationship
*fandom crying voice* no… that’s wrong… they cant be platonic………. stop….. theres no proof…… ………. they look into each other in eyes and hugged like once ……. stop saying this fake thing….
*me pointing to a ship* luv that close platonic relationship
Felix finding out what Church is capable of (◡‿◡✿)
Felix stealing Church because he’d be worth a lot (✿◠‿◠)
Church using his memories… (◕‿◕✿)
To torture Felix into insanity (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
mom: we are going to get mcdonalds after I changes my clothes